U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
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And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
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