So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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