he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
is wine microwaveable?
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This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
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My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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