You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
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Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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