dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
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I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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