This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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