she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
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