so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
one might say we're banned from that church
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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