hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
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is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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