for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
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Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
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My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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