K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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