Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
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He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
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I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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