If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm really into asian looking animals
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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