So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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