For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
