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I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK

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(704): View more from North Carolina

You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.

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(813): View more from Florida

Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.

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(813): View more from Florida

Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

My vagina just recognized that song.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.

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(845): View more from New York

You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.

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