his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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