And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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