You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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