i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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