he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
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I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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