every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
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you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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