Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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