You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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