just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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