He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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