Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Duck Duck Cougar?
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I have aggressive nipples.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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