Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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