First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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