She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Crop dusting thru forever 21
Randomize
