He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
he puts the penis in happiness.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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