: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Randomize
