Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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