Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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