You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Randomize
