i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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