She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something