just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
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Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
i need some magic done to my vagina
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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