Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(801): View more from Utah

You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.

(1-801): View more from Utah

There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.

(801): View more from Utah

alright see you in the morning.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.

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(315): View more from New York

She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...

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(954): View more from Florida

We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.

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(469): View more from Texas

On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.

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(904): View more from Florida

Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.

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(313): View more from Michigan

My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio

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