I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
