sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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