your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
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Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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