She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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