i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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