Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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