Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
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Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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