my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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