Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
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My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
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I just said "you do you" to my penis.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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