hell yes lets make some ravioli
Can Purell be used as lube?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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