She's JV to your varsity
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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