Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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