Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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