Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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