Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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