i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
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I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
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Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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