I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
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I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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