i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.